With apologies to everyone who read the bulletin I posted last week, I am sorry to say I won't be posting the blog I intended to do today. I won't disclose what exactly at this time, but trust me, it rules. I do promise though, I will be posting said blog in the next week or so, I'm looking forward to writing it.
In order to write that blog; I would have to diligently research the character, which I reserved last Sunday to do, yet, my Anglo-American friends got the best of me and I spent my whole Sunday morning and afternoon being unproductive. Chalk up my less-than-stellar research to playing golf early Sunday morning and then segueing that adventure into a lazy, buzzing, and sunny day by the pool. Looking back though, I think I spent Sunday fairly well, and I got a kicking tan to boot.
So, what exactly I am posting this week? Well, if you have been logging onto myspace these past couple of weeks you will have noticed an increase in off-the-wall, sarcastic, and immature bulletins I have posted, which were all sparked by the concept of Skeletor's anatomy. About a year ago, I posted a blog entitled Things I Think I Think, well, as I have grown as a blogger, and come up with different thoughts from taking in events in pop-culture and relating to them; I thought I would add to that blog, a sequel, if you will. Below are things I think, yet didn't feel I could devote a solid three to four pages worth of a blog, but still thought they should get mentioned. So I proudly present to you Things I Think I Think, Pt. 2. Hopefully this sequel will be better than the Spiderman sequels. It's long, but reads fairly easy, so it shouldn't take you long to read everything. Enjoy…
I think:
-New York Yankee fans are the equivalent of Nickelback fan (this gets its own blog one day)
-One of the more underrated vehicle decors on the back of your window: Virgin de Guadalupe.
-Michael Vick's favorite wrestler would have had to of been Junkyard Dog.
-The NBA isn't as bad as it seems on TV when you're watching it on TV
-The Tube Music Network is the best music channel on cable right now, it's not even close.
-$7 beers are insanely overpriced at Astros games, but
-$7.75 beer are even more insanely priced at Rockets games
-I might be the worst golfer in the entire greater Houston-area. I rival the Houston Texans in the suck department, but unlike them, I am getting better. I hit a ball off the tee between my legs, no I wasn't drunk.
-I cant wait for my buddy to get engaged (he knows who he is), it's gonna be allsome, and I'm not even getting married.
-Is it just me, or did Spiderman 3 suck completely?
-Am I the only one thoroughly looking forward to Hostel II?
-Have you heard Fergie's new CD? Me neither.
-Lily Allen is everything Gwen Stefani isn't.
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-Is there a better name than 'Puss in Boots?' Sounds like a 2 Live Crew video
-If she had balls, would Sarah Silverman still be a popular?
-This is the greatest music video ever. APACHE.
-The Cavaliers will beat the Spurs in the Finals.
-Rock and roll as we know it is dead (This gets its own blog)
-Radio will be irrelevant in the next 5 years. (This gets it own blog)
-I don't know what I am looking forward to more: the return of Prison Break or It's Always Sunny in
-Hey, is Fergie post-operation yet?
-Hey There Delilah, do us a favor and hook up with some strange in New York city, the sounds of hearing your boyfriend sing is like getting kicked in the balls. Repeatedly.
-Ari Gold is my new hero, not for his professional actions, but for his linguistic stylings.
-We make a sequel to Ocean's Eleven, but not one for Red Dawn?
-Chuck Lidell got screwed two weeks ago; he's too old to still be fighting.
-Is it just me, or Quinton 'Rampage'
-Did Drago ever make a comeback after his loss to Rocky, something's we'll never know.
-Carne guisada is my new favorite Mexican food.
-Is there a better drunken fix than Taco Bell? Well, other than sex.
-Hey, that Bluetooth you see people wearing around their ears is code for "I suck".
-Is it football season yet?
-Mario Lopez is great for the Latino community
-'Muledick' might be the best word ever said in the history of all words said.
-I'm going to a bachelor party in the greater-Detroit area in August; wouldn't it be safer going to
-What's more dangerous: getting a blood transfusion from Keith Richards, or having Lindsay Lohan drive you home after a night of clubbing?
-Velma never got enough play
-Hey, if Barry Bonds hasn't used steroids, then I have never watched porn.
-I was pretty wrong about Snakes on a Plane re-writing cinema history
-If I would have written a running diary for the spelling bee last week, I might have been published.
-Expect more running diaries when I get my new laptop in this week. Heck Yeah!
-James Blunt is Dutch for 'whiny bitch'.
-Have any of you seen Emilio Estevez's career? He's looking for it.
-My tattoo will be the best ever.
-Buy U a Drank has changed my life, effective immediately.
-The term "bloody farts" might represent the most excruciating pain in the free-world
-So, lemme get this straight, if I become the starting quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys, I get to tag both Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood? I'm in.
-If you're scoring at home: Hot chicks Tony Romo has knocked: 2. Fumbled snaps, costing his team a playoff win:1. Career playoff wins: 0. (Sadly, I am a Cowboy fan)
-I wish I was like one of my buddies. True conversation: (to girl). "I'm a professional diver. (girl) "Really, what kind?" (friend) "Professional Muff-diver". Said conversation continued…sadly, when I say these things in inevitably turns out bad.
-Is there any better way to spend the summer weekends lying out by the pool/lake with friends.
-Is it just me, or when Marv Alberts does his "YEEESS!" line, do you not get chills down your spine?
-Not to say that I am Justin Timberlake, but is there anything funnier than seeing 40-something year old white-women dance on the beginning on the Ellen DeGeneres Show?
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-I dare you to find a better hook than, I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love
-Ok, I'll admit it, if I was a chick, I would totally sleep with George Clooney
-Does anyone else find Rachael Ray annoying, or is it just me? (this gets its own blog)
-I admit: The Price is Right wont be the same without Bob Barker.
-What are the odds, Paris Hilton gets her bitch-ass kicked in jail, I'll set the odds at 4:1. Wait, nevermind: SHE"S ALREADY OUT!!!
-Yep, as I predicted, two years later Lil' Jon is irrelevant. WHAT?!?!?
-Does Kirsten Dunst have an overbite, or does it just look like that on the big-screen?
-I agree: Whataburger's fancy Ketchup is waaaay better than Jack-n-the-Box's regular ketchup.
-Bar Olympics should become a real Olympic event
-Am I the reason Eva Longoria and Tony Parker broke-up?
-Hey, John Mellencamp, I got a question for you, "Whose country is this?" The Cougar responds, "This is oouuuuurrr country!!!" Thanks for clearing that up.
-I'm gonna go out on a limb here, but I think Jack Bauer is going to save
-Admit it; the sporting world hasn't been the same since Barbaro passed away.
-Save a few bands here and there, the best music comes from overseas.
-Hey, what does a $200 million dollar payroll get you? 11 games behind the Boston Red Sox. Thank you very much, I'll be here all week.
-Friday Night Lights is the best show on TV no one has ever seen. Honestly.
-Remember when R. Kelly made that porno video of him peeing on that girl? Just asking.
-Maria Bello, welcome to the
-Face it, the only way Michael Bay can screw up the upcoming Transformers movie is if he puts in a) Ben Affleck b) Josh Hartnett or c) makes the robots gay.
-The upcoming Geico Caveman TV series makes me happy in the pants.
-Hey, anyone seen Sinead O'Connor's twin sister, oh wait, that's Britney Spears…nevermind.
-Apparently, the WNBA started, anyone notice? I didn't think so.
-Best all-time football player name? Ben Gay (I swear to God this is a real name)
-To this day I am still disturbed by Rocky Balboa and Apollo Creed's homoerotic hug in the ocean.
-Just for the hell of it: Ricardo Montalban
-I wonder how William Zabka is doing these days.
-A-Rod. The quintessential male in modern day
-When Tony dies next weekend, I can't say I will miss him.
-"Dick in a box" was the best sketch to come from Saturday Night Live in over 10 years.
-Hey, if I was a huge pussy, I would totally dig Dashboard Confessional.
-Ever wonder what that 3rd guy in a porno scene feels like? Neither do I.
and of course…
-If loving Vince Young is wrong; I don't wanna be right.
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